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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Shut up - get your ass some little make up

    Song: Chop Suey
    Real Lyric: Grab a brush and put on a little make-up



    The story:

    Walking down Sunset Blvd. a little intoxicates and my friend thought she saw the lead singer of System of a Down and ran up and jumped on him - and as I peeled her off of him she was singing the song and came to that part and we argued about who was right and the guy turned around and told us we were both wrong and to see who was right we looked it up on the internet and everyone ended up being wrong.

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