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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hear my words, I'm anti-Jew,
    Take my arms, I'm anti-Jew

    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel
    Song: The Sound of Silence
    Real Lyric: Hear my words that I might teach you,Take my arms that I might reach you

    The story:

    This was actually my uncle (God rest his soul). We were talking about Simon and Garfunkel songs and he said he didn't like them because their songs were anti-Semitic. Upon further discussion I discovered why he thought so!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/24/2003 6:25 am

    Age it happened

    40

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Although Paul Simon uses a fair amount of mostly Christian religious imagery in his songs, he is actually Jewish (as is Art Garfunkel) and at minimum agnostic.

    Taken4Granite Jul 05, 2017 7:17 pm