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    "Karma Chameleon" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Culture Club

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Karma Chameleon" by Culture Club? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Karma Chameleon" Lyrics

    I'm a man, without conditioner...
    Kiss me in the brain. . .
    Become-a come-a come-a come-a come-a com
    Come-a come-a come-a come-a come on cham
    Everyday is like the Bible
    ...become a-come a-come a-come a-come a
    Comma comma comma Chameleon, Where'd it
    fresh frozen peas
    Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a C
    Loving would be easy if you promise to l
    Come here, come here, come here, come he
    come on, come on, come on, come on,come
    Great golden dreams, great golden dreams
    “come on, come on, come on, come on, com
    Camma Camma Camma Camma Camma Chameleon
    ...like my dreams, spread golden dreams.
    ...like my dreams, spread golden dreams.
    lummersabeazy yourcummas alark my dreams
    Come on, come on, come on, come on, come
    come-a come-a come-a come-a come-a Camil
    Cum-a, cum-a, cum-a, cum-a, cum, for an
    come here, come here come here camelia
    Every day is like survival. You're my lo
    Loving would be easy if your colors were
    ...colours are like my dreams, they're g
    everyday i play survivor
    Waterloo! knowing me knowing you
    Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, I'm a comedi
    karma karma karma karma karma comedian y
    wet golden dream
    comma comma comma comedian, green red an
    Lovin' would be easy if your colors were
    Loving would be easy if you're coming to
    skama skamisi and a skumma a like my dre
    Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a,come-a Ca
    Come, a-come, a-come, a-come, a-come-a t
    Lovin' would be easy if you'd camouflage
    Become, become, become a comedian
    Call me, call me, call me, call me an al
    Coma Coma Coma Coma Coma Comedian
    They're golden dreams
    Come-a Come-a Come-a Come-a Come-a to me
    You're my llama, not my rhino
    Come on, come on, come on, come on, come

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