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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    he will not, no he will not let you go
    and
    pierre he thought has the devil put aside for me
    and
    scatter moose, scatter moose, will you do the fandango

    Artist: Queen
    Real Lyric: bismillah, no we will not let you goandbeelzebub has the devil put aside for meandscaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango



    The story:

    you know i've always had a lingering feeling that perhaps i'd misheard the lyrics. they'd seemed a little off the wall. but after reading the real lyrics, i'd say they were no more off the wall than the actual lyrics. what the hell is a bismillah anyway?

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