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    I wanna be a dord...

    Artist: Stone Roses
    Real Lyric: I want to be adored...



    The story:

    My friend Sean and I drove to the beach (Santa Cruz, CA) 3-5 days a week the summer of 1989 badly singing "I wanna be a dord". We even had conversations about what the f*ck a dord was.
    After a few months we sang along infron of some other friends who quickly nailed us on our mistake.
    Unfortunately 14 years later we're all still friends and they bring up what dumbasses we are all the time - siting this example.

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