Elephant, elephant
Dance to the music.

The story:

I started singing my version along
with the radio, and my sister laughed
at and corrected me in front of
friends- she even threw in an
imitation of an elephant dancing. I
was mortified. For awhile, a
particular girl would go into the
"elephant dance" when she saw me.
I thought it made HER look silly,
which made me feel better.