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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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Come, ducked in suds, soaked in bleach, and i want you to be, as a friend, as a trend, as a known enemy

Artist: Nirvana

Song: Come As You Are

Real Lyric: Come, doused in mud, served in bleach, as i want you to be, as a friend, as a trend, as an old enemy

The story:

I just started singing this and my mate laura started falling over laughing, but after than i became a reely big big fan and now tell ppl these lyrics are true and dont manage to explain my tears of laughter when they sing em.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

10/4/2003 10:44 am

Age it happened

12

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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