There's no sex in the White House.

The story:

We were on one of our famously boring
family vacations. I finally got the family to
listen to my new CD. As the last chorus of
Everthing Zen came on I heard a wierd gasp
from the front of the van. My mom quickly
lowerd the volume, turned around, and
commented about how she thought the guy
was being very presumptious about the
president's sex life. I, being the good little
geek that I am, had the lyric booklet in front
of me, after reading the correct lyrics my dad
almost drove the van into a ditch he was
laughing so hard. We were all a little bit
shocked at our Mom's dirty little mind!