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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Keep on, with the porn star.
    Don't stop till you get it rough."

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
    Real Lyric: "Keep on with the force don't stop.Don't stop til you get enough"

    The story:

    My first social night out after getting a new job and we go to a Karaoke bar. I stagger up on stage and deliver this, much to the hilarity of my new work peers. (never *mind* that the WORDS ARE THERE IN FRONT OF ME!!) Argh! Damn you karaoke! Be warned crap lyric interpreters - it's Murphy's law waiting to happen.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/13/2003 4:36 am

    Age it happened

    25

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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