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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But First I need your hand then forever candy yams

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: You Are Not Alone
    Real Lyric: But First I need your hand then forever can begin

    The story:

    I'm not even sure how i even came to the comclusion that was the words but one day i was in the car was screaming the song and my cousin just bust into tears when i said that

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/13/2003 9:54 pm

    Age it happened

    11

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Why did your cousin cry? I thought he would laugh at something like this, LOL.

    Marcus Jan 25, 2014 8:21 am