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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Each morning I get out my diary
    Can barely stand on my feet
    Take a look in the mirror and cry
    Just like watching Benny Hill

    Artist: Queen
    Song: Somebody to Love
    Real Lyric: Each morning I get up I die a littleCan barely stand on my feetTake a look in the mirror and cryLord what are you doing to me

    The story:

    I was up singing Karaoke and ready to belt out my lyrics when I was thrown by what appeared on the screen. Anyone who's ever sung karaoke will know, start a song badly it's hard to recover. Needless to say I bombed that night. I never questioned the lyrics, after all they DID sing fried chicken at the end of One Vision.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/23/2003 3:29 am

    Age it happened

    28

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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