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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    R-E-S-P-E-C-T
    Find out what it means to me
    R-E-S-P-E-C-T
    Take out the TCP

    Artist: Aretha Franklin
    Song: Respect
    Real Lyric: R-E-S-P-E-C-TFind out what it means to meR-E-S-P-E-C-TTake care, TCB



    The story:

    My sister (17) misheard this while watching Bridget Jones and sang it loudly. I told her I was sure she was wrong, but she wouldn't believe me until I looked up the real lyrics on the Internet.

    Her reasoning for the lyrics was "she's going to beat up the guy in the song so he'll need TCP to clean his wounds..." or words to that effect...

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