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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Jose Canseco, by the dawn's early light, could so proudly be seen with mark maguire at the oakland A's stadium, through the tight wight pants fight, where the balls that we watched were so galantly streaming. with their Sosa-like glare, as they flew thro

    Real Lyric: oh say can you see by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed, at the twilight's last gleaming. whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the parilous fight, o'er the ram parts we watched, were so galantly streaming. and the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave, o'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.



    The story:

    a friend of mine used to think that the song started out w/ Jose Canseco, and we thought it was funny so we wrote a whole song about it. We never actually thought it went that way, we just like to sing it our way better.

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