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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ..."break my legs so I can't move"

    Artist: Destiny's Child
    Song: Bug-A-Boo
    Real Lyric: ..."break my lease so I can move"

    The story:

    I was in my car with my sister singing to the song, when she started cracking up! She wondered why Beyonce would want to break her legs so she COULDN'T move to get away from her stalker ex. I kinda wondered the same thing myself :)

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/18/2003 2:01 pm

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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