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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Kinds Of Machienes that make me pee.

    Artist: Metallica
    Song: One
    Real Lyric: Tied to machines that make me be

    The story:

    me and my friends where coming back from the beach when he poped And Justice for All into the cd player....by ONE we where all singing along. And It came....I sang "Kinds of Machienes that Make Me Pee". he thought i was making fun of metallica and punched me hard......it hurt....

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/22/2003 5:07 am

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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