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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You walked in to the party
    Like you were walkin onto a yacht
    You asked the DJ please play, blow one out
    Your carpet was apricot

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Real Lyric: You walked in to the partyLike you were walkin onto a yachtYour hat strategically dipped below one eyeYour scarf it was apricot



    The story:

    When I first heard that song, I barely spoke English. The word "strategically" would have been way too complicated for me to understand! Asking the DJ to play something, however, seemed to fit with the first line about a party. I eventually learned the truth on a lyrics website. No one will ever know...

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