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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The shoes on my feet
    Alf Garnett
    The clothes I'm wearing
    Alf Garnett
    The rock I'm rockin'
    Alf Garnett
    'Cause I depend on meat
    If i want it
    The watch I'm wearing
    Alf Garnett
    The house I live in
    Alf Garnett
    The car I'm driving
    Alf Garnett
    I de

    Artist: Destiny's Child
    Song: Independent Women Part 1
    Real Lyric: The shoes on my feetI've bought itThe clothes I'm wearingI've bought itThe rock I'm rockin'I've bought it'Cause I depend on meIf i want itThe watch I'm wearingI've bought itThe house I live inI've bought itThe car I'm drivingI've bought itI depend on meI depend on me

    The story:

    All of the sudden that the chances they sing about Alf Garnett on an American moviesoundtrack are pretty small.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/18/2003 3:46 pm

    Age it happened

    18

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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