The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I sang the wrong lyrics in front of the Queen of England. She corrected me, of course. And I was so embarrassed I changed my name, ran away and joined the circus and died during a highwire act. Now my restless spirit haunts the internet and can know no peace until pop-up ads are forever banished to the nether regions of hell from whence they came.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
12/22/2003 9:22 pm
Age it happened
16
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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