Somebody once told me the world was baloney, I ain't the sharpest spool to be wed. She was lookin like rum with her finger in her bum and a cape like an elf's on her forhead.

Artist: Smash Mouth

Song: All Star

Real Lyric: Somebody once told me the world is gonna rule meand I ain't the sharpest tool in the shedShe was looking kinda dumb with her fingers and herThumb And the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop comingFed you the rules and I hit the ground runningDidn't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do so much to seeSo what's wrong with taking the back streetYou'll never know if you don't goYou'll never shine if you don't glow