Hold me closer, I'm tired of dancing.
Can't count the headlights on the highway.
Tie me down with sheets of ribbon.
You have a busy day today.

The story:

Actually, it was my older sister who did this. We were at a bar, singing karaoke, and we started singing, and she belted that out, because it was the only part of the song she knew. I couldn't stop laughing long enough to even finish the song.