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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hold my clothes and tie me down, sir
    Count my headlight comin' your way
    Lay me down in sheets of lemon

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Tiny Dancer
    Real Lyric: Hold me closer Tiny DancerCount the headlights on the highwayLay me down in sheets of linen

    The story:

    I was hummimg the tune to myself on the bus and someone asked me what I was humming, I sang part of the chorus and they looked shocked, the teacher turned to me laughing and told me the real lyrics.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/2/2004 9:42 pm

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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