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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Just like the ocean under the moon,
    It's the stainless steel motion that I get from you.
    You've got the kind of love that can be so smooth.
    Give me your heart. Make the real Horace forget about it.

    Artist: Santana
    Song: Smooth
    Real Lyric: Just like the ocean under the moon,It's the same as the emotion that I get from you.You've got the kind of love that can be so smooth.Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it.



    The story:

    Who is the real Horace? It sounded like maybe he was the girl's ex-boyfriend, but why would he be the REAL Horace? Was there a fake Horace?

    I puzzled and puzzled over that line. It sounded somewhat plausible, but I knew it couldn't be right. I just couldn't figure out the real lyric to substitute there.

    On the other hand, I was convinced that Santana was singing about the girl's "stainless steel" motion. After all, I had heard of people with movements like steel - cold and calculating. I thought Santana creatively used stainless steel to describe the girl's cold, but somewhat kinder moves.

    My husband almost laughed me out of the car when I told him what I thought the song was saying.

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