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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    oh beautiful for smoggy skies insecticided grain for stripped mined mountain majesty across the asphalt plain america america man sheds his waste on thee and hides the brine with bill board signs from sea to shinning sea

    Artist: Standards
    Song: America The Beautiful
    Real Lyric: oh beautiful for spacious skies for amber waves of grain for purple mountina majesty across the fruited plain america america god shed his grace on thee and crowns thy good with brother hood from sea to shinning sea

    The story:

    corrected by scout master at my first jamboree

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/7/2004 6:26 pm

    Age it happened

    8

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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