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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    He took this itty bitty baby
    And rammed it underneath the train
    They say the the cloud the he was under
    The lightning and the thunder
    That man has got to be insane

    Artist: Aerosmith
    Song: Janie's Got a Gun
    Real Lyric: He jacked the little bitty babyThe man has got to be insaneThey say the spell that he was underThe lightnin' and the thunderKnew that someone had to stop the rain

    The story:

    I was singing this song in the shower without Aerosmith's help so I really twisted the lyrics up. When I came out, I found my boyfriend rolling around on the floor laughing.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/10/2004 5:54 am

    Age it happened

    27

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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