The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
We are teachers and were in the hall talking about the name of a staff members granddaughter which was "Collete." An "experienced" teacher broke out in song singing "Cigarrette Collete" to the tune of Prince's "Little Red Corvette." As we all looked at her in stunned silence, it was very obvious that she had no clue she was singing the wrong lyrics. This has been a source of immense pleasure amongst our "less-experienced" staff members.
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Anonymous
Submitted on
1/14/2004 8:03 am
Age it happened
49
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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