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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Cigarette Collette

    Artist: Prince
    Real Lyric: Little Red Corvette



    The story:

    We are teachers and were in the hall talking about the name of a staff members granddaughter which was "Collete." An "experienced" teacher broke out in song singing "Cigarrette Collete" to the tune of Prince's "Little Red Corvette." As we all looked at her in stunned silence, it was very obvious that she had no clue she was singing the wrong lyrics. This has been a source of immense pleasure amongst our "less-experienced" staff members.

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