The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I admit my version doesn't make any sense, but I always thought "This dumb pop guy does anything for a rhyme!", and my wife couldn't convince me of the correct version either (for years!). I was always "Starfish on the beach? No way!" until I finally gave in and googled to a lyric sheet site with her. I shut up instantly and walked off into the kitchen to grab a beer ...
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Anonymous
Submitted on
2/18/2004 4:31 am
Age it happened
45
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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