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Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia, up and down and through

Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

Song: Cecilia

Real Lyric: Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia, up in my bedroom

The story:

I was at summer camp. "Cecilia" was a really popular song among us girls, who liked to sing it loudly in the cabins. We ALL thought that "up and down and through" were the lyrics, and considered them bawdy and exciting. Finally a fed-up older girl interrupted us one day: "Uh, guys, it's UP IN MY BEDROOM." The entire room fell silent and we were all mortified.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

2/19/2004 5:22 am

Age it happened

13

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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