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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    All of my life
    Why did my brother have to pick last night to get killed?
    Doesn't it matter that I have to fear for both of us from Gorbechev

    Artist: Bangles
    Song: Manic Monday
    Real Lyric: All of the nights Why did my lover have to pick last night To get down Doesn't it matter That I have to feed the both of us Employment's down

    The story:

    Driving to work listening to the radio. I was singing along when I suddenly realized how wrong my lyrics were!
    In my defense, the song came out during the 80s when the cold war was a popular theme for pop music...still I should've realized that the Bangles leaned more towards bubble gum pop than political rock.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/19/2004 6:50 am

    Age it happened

    29

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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