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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Back to the hidey-hole out in the woods, back to my haunted black tow'r..."

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
    Real Lyric: "Back to the howlin' old owl in the woods, hunting the horny-back toad..."

    The story:

    I liked the song the first time I heard it, but I wasn't even close to having the lyrics right. I ordered the song on a custom CD and was singing right along (using my lyrics) when the guys in the back started laughing out loud at me: "What was that?! What did you say?! 'HIDEY-HOLE?!!' AH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!!" Well, I managed to stay on the road, but I looked up the lyrics the next day.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/20/2004 7:50 am

    Age it happened

    44

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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