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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Plants only love you when they're playing.

    Artist: Fleetwood Mac
    Song: Dreams
    Real Lyric: Players only love you when they're playing.



    The story:

    I was 11 or so when that song first came out. I kind of forgot about the song's lyrics for years until I heard The Corrs' version a few years back. That seems to be the case on a lot of Stevie Nicks' Mac songs, where ol' Stevie mumbles so much you can't decipher her lyrics until someone like the Corrs, the Pumpkins, or even Courtney Love (!) comes along and remakes them.

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