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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Like a queasy bear, like a queasy bear

    Artist: War
    Song: Why Can't We Be Friends?
    Real Lyric: Why Can't We Be Friends? Why Can't We Be Friends?

    The story:

    We were driving along and it was on the radio and I asked my wife WTF does "like a queasy bear" mean? (Images of Big Al at Chucky Cheese barfing) She still hasn't stopped laughing and brings it up to every new friend we meet. Then we go to this site and start laughing our guts out.

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    Submitted by

    vjklander

    Submitted on

    3/8/2004 7:12 pm

    Age it happened

    42

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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