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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Sittin here eatin my heart out baby, waitin for my lover to come.

    Artist: Donna Summer
    Song: Hot Stuff
    Real Lyric: Sittin here eatin my heart out baby, waitin for some lover to call

    The story:

    My older brother actually told me this is what she was saying. I thought it was the classic double entendre - SHE was referring to sitting at her place eating and waiting for her lover to show up, but -- well, I think you can figure out the OTHER possible meaning. Boy was I embarrased when I found the truth.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    3/17/2004 10:47 am

    Age it happened

    39

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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