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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    To me you're like a girl a dictionary can't define...yeah,
    Won't you tell me that it's stealthy baby...

    Artist: Seal
    Song: A Kiss From A Rose
    Real Lyric: To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny.. yeah. Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby?

    The story:

    Well, maybe not as much the "stealthy" part, that was always confusing even to me...but I've convinced many a friend and sibling that he's really talking about a dictionary there. Makes a lot more sense, if you ask me. I didn't think I was wrong until I read the lyrics online today...and I still think I'm right!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    3/19/2004 12:17 pm

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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