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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She put the lion in de coconut and drank the bowl up.

    Artist: Harry Nilsson
    Song: Coconut
    Real Lyric: She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up

    The story:

    We used this song in my dance class to warm up and I turned to my friend next to me and said, "This is a really weird song." She asked why and when I explained she told me the real lyrics. Apparently it's some kind of alcohol; but as I don't drink I didn't know.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    3/26/2004 9:56 am

    Age it happened

    21

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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