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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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With the sound of a window,
That it struck you,
Like a single granny.

Artist: Alien Ant Farm

Song: Smooth Criminal

Real Lyric: Theres a sign in the window,That he struck you, A crescendo Annie

The story:

We were rehearsing this song to be part of our set, and I was doing the backing vocals. When we got to these lines I got a strange look from the singer, who stopped everyone to ask what the hell I'd just said! Needless to say there was much ribbing from the other guys in the band!

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Anonymous

Submitted on

3/31/2004 2:36 pm

Age it happened

35

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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