The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
My middle son sang those words to the song when he was in kindergarten. He was so earnest, warbling the song, off-key, and when he got to the line about the pilgrims hiding I just cracked up. He was very offended.
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Anonymous
Submitted on
4/15/2004 5:20 am
Age it happened
5
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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