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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It’s two a.m., the feelings gone
    I’m sitting here waiting, all alone
    Can’t find my connection, tired of taking my chances
    Yeah there’s a storm on the loose, sunbeams in my head
    Wrapped up inside I saw a circus of death
    I cannot reload my whole li

    Artist: Golden Earring
    Real Lyric: It’s two a.m.’ the fear has gone I’m sittin’ here waitin’’ the gun still warm Maybe my connection is tired of takin’ chances Yeah there’s a storm on the loose’ sirens in my head I’m wrapped up in silence’ all circuits are dead I cannot decode’ my whole life spins into a frenzy Help I’m steppin’ into the twilight zone the place is a madhouse’ feels like being cloned My beacon’s been moved under moon and star Where am I to go’ now that I’ve gone too far Help I’m steppin’ into the twilight zone the place is a madhouse’ feels like being cloned My beacon’s been moved under moon and star Where am I to go’ now that I’ve gone too far Soon you will come to know’ when the bullet hits the bone



    The story:

    i sang this song at a wedding reception for my cousin, they had a karaoke guy there, and me, being the bigshot, sang without reading the lyrics, doing my best air gituar and lead singer impersonation. I thought I knew the lyrics, but i got quite a few laughs, i figured because of my antics, but my wife told me people thought i butchered them on purpose.

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