So bring me two pina coladas
She'll say good-bye to her good time in bed

The story:

i was singing with the song while listening to theradio with my family. i sang that part and said to them all "isn't it amazing that he got away with aying good time in bed on national radio?" they all laughed their butts off and i didnt understand. then they told me. i never sing with the song anymore.
still, my version is better. it has more character!