So where were the spiders while fly tried to break down bowls
Just the fear why d'you guide us,
So we b**thed about his pants and could crush his sweet hands?

The story:

Gradually, more of the words came to me when I really listened, but I had to know the rest and just looked them up. Thankfully no one else, not even my parents, knew the actual lyrics, so it's never been too embarrassing if the music was louder than our singing, and there aren't too many deihard bowie fans in Niagara Falls (except me, of course).