Well he went up to Saratoga
and your horse naturally won
then you flew your cupid down to NOva Scotia
To see the total eclips of the sun
well your where you should be all the time
and when your not your not
the farmers maids wife stol the coats for

Artist: Carly Simon

Song: You're So Vain

Real Lyric: Well I hear you went up to Saratoga and your horse naturally wonThen you flew your lear jet up to Nova ScotiaTo see the total eclipse of the sunWell you're where you should be all the timeAnd when you're not you're withSome underworld spy or the wife from a close friendWife from a close friend, and...