The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
This one is my friend's (who, coincidentally, is named Emma). We were at a huge party, and the TV was on. She saw a commercial for Disneyland, and the commercial showed the Mickey Mouse Club prancing about, and she began belting it loudly...and then the commercial began spelling it out clearly. "Yes, M I C K E Y M O U S E, you can visit him too!" Everyone started laughing at her...it actually was really funny...
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Anonymous
Submitted on
5/29/2004 8:24 am
Age it happened
16
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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