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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Swords over Canada.

    Artist: Beck
    Song: Loser
    Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor.



    The story:

    Leave it my kids to point out that I was "so wrong!".
    I figured with the rest of the lyrics being nonsense
    that hey, "Swords over Canada" made perfect sense.
    My boss was there at the time and he looked at me
    and said, "hey loser, go shave your space with a
    face in the park". We were all laughing so hard by
    then we were almost puking!

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