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    Song: Cold Shot
    Real Lyric: That's a cold shot, babe



    The story:

    I realize this similar to one you have but, I
    think, WAY dumber.

    I was playing the drums for this blues guitarist
    called Andy "Round Man of Sound" Sailors.
    Blues isn't normally my thing but it's pretty
    easy for a drummer to pick up so I was just
    enjoying jamming.

    Well after a few weeks Andy gets us a gig and
    we sit down to work out a set list. That's when
    "Cold Shot" comes up and I have NO idea what
    he's talking about, I don't recall doing
    anything like that.

    "Of course you do, we did it twice yesterday,
    you can't have forgotten" and he sings me a
    couple of bars "That's a cold shot babe".

    That's when the penny drops and I'm rolling
    on the floor laughing that I've been playing
    this song for weeks and had it sdo utterly
    wrong.

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