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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My d*ck is dreamin'...

    Artist: Boston
    Real Lyric: I begin dreamin'...



    The story:

    I was sitting in a bar, with my not-so-sober friends, and it came on the house music. I couldn't catch myself in time -- it just came out of my mouth. In my defense, while my friends knew MY version was ABSOULTELY wrong, not one of 12 could come up with a more plausible interpretation of the verbal mud that is that particular line.

    Everyone of them sings it that way now, just to get a rise out of the dumb brunette...

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