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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    That's right, we're livin' on small earth.

    Artist: Grateful Dead
    Real Lyric: That's right, the women are smarter



    The story:

    For the longest time, I had only heard this song live
    at Dead shows, so I never really got a good listen to
    the lyrics. Then one night, I was at a party, dancing
    and singing along loudly with a group of people as
    the song played, and as I sang that lyric the girl
    next to me (who I had been trying to get to know a
    little better), stopped me and said, "what did you
    just say?" I was pretty embarrassed as she
    corrected me, but she thought it was cute and
    ended up going out with me anyway.

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