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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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Relax, said the nightman
We are programmed to our seats.....

Artist: Eagles

Song: Hotel California

Real Lyric: Relax, said the nightmanWe are programmed to receiveYou can check out any time you likeBut you can never leave

The story:

It was actually my boyfriend singing out loud in the car. When I realized what he was saying, I laughed so hard I cried. I still think of it every so often and make fun of him again.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

7/6/2004 10:52 pm

Age it happened

40

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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