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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We can't go on together
    With the vicious past
    And we CAN build our freedom
    On suspicious minds

    Artist: Elvis Presley
    Real Lyric: We can't go on togetherWith suspicious mindsAnd we can't build our dreamsOn suspicious minds



    The story:

    It mostly made sense--I assumed there was something in their past they had to work out. However, I couldn't imagine how suspicious minds would be a good foundation for freedom.
    So when I heard this song in Lilo & Stitch, I asked my dad. He knows the lyrics to everything, so needless to say he thought this was pretty amusing.
    Conclusion: Elvis needs to enunciate. Also, who rhymes "suspicious minds" with "suspicious minds"?

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