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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If I built this fortress around your heart
    And circled you with trenches and armoires

    Artist: Sting
    Song: Fortress Around Your Heart
    Real Lyric: If I built this fortress around your heartEncircled you with trenches and barbed wire

    The story:

    Just now reading the corrected lyric. I could never undstand why Sting would want to circle someone with armoires. I've been singing it like this for years and no one has bothered to correct me, unless they didn't know either.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/8/2004 7:17 am

    Age it happened

    31

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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