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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Blinded by the light....
    Wrapped up like a deuschund, and her owner in the night.

    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band
    Song: Blinded by the Light
    Real Lyric: Blinded by the light....Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

    The story:

    Singing along with my just teenage daughter in the car, trying to impress on her how great 70's music was. Much trouble explaining why the rather strange breed of dog required "freshening". It sorta made sense to me, which I find somewhat frightening.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    5/22/2006 5:58 am

    Age it happened

    47

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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