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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Hound Dog" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Elvis Presley

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Hound Dog" by Elvis Presley? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Hound Dog" Lyrics

    You ain't never cut a record and you ain
    You ate nothin' but a hound dog
    Well, I sent you a tie clasp, but that w
    You ain't never pornographic and you ain
    You ain't never goin' to heaven and you
    riding on fire
    Well, you ain't never had a lady
    You ain't nothing but a hand towel Dryin
    You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog crappi
    Well, they set you as high class, well t
    You ate nothing but a hotdog!
    well you ain't never bought a record
    You ate Denver Colorado and you ain't no
    You ain't nothing but a hound dog crappi
    You ain't nothing but a hot dogger.
    You ain't never caught a rabbid fan? You
    You ain't never gone (gonna) rabid and y
    Well, all they say she was hard glass, n

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